The Firefly Chronicles

Okay, so they’re not that juicy, and I didn’t dig very hard, but tell them to all of your friends!

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?Took an oath.  Not permitted to say.

What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?About $500.00 a weekend. 

The definition of "SAINT":"A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."

Why don't Norse pagans perform the Great Rite?Because it's impossible to get a saxknife into a beer bottle.

How do you scare a(Unitarian Universalist) our of your neighborhood?Answer:  Burn a Question Mark on their lawn.....

Q:  How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?A:  Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

What's another name for Irish sunblock...? A pub.

These questions were taken from the book WHAT’S YOUR WICCA IQ? By Laura Wildman.

1. A male witch is called a:
(A)…Magus.
(B)…Warlock.
(C)…Witch.
(D)…Consort.

2. Which sabbat’s name translates as “in the belly?”
(A)…Mabon
(B)…Imbolc
(C)…Ostara
(D)…Beltane.

3. The O-T-O is a German society founded in the Templar tradition. It was founded in 1902 by Freemason Karl Kellner. O-T-O stands for?

4. Paracelsus was born in 1493. As a philosopher and alchemist, he attempted to unite the spirituality found in nature with Christian dogma. He saw the cosmos as a single entity, the divine womb of Mother Earth. It is from Paracelsus that we get the saying:
(A)… so mote it be
(B)… an if it harm none
(C)… do what thou wilt
(D)…as above, so below.

ANSWERS:
1. Male or female…a witch is a witch.
2. Imbolc is a Celtic word that means “lactation” and refers to a ewe’s lactation as it prepares to give birth to its young…a sign that spring is near.
3. The Ordo Templi Orientis mixes oriental and European tantrism.
4. as above, so below